Posts Tagged ‘photos’

Press Conference: Talbukgate!

February 14, 2015

I called this press meeting today to say one thing to my readers. I want you to listen to me. I’m going to say this again. I did not have relations with that Talbuk.

~brief interruption from offstage~

What do you mean there are photos?!?!

I’m sorry folks, that’s all the time we have today. Unfortunately, I am quite busy and will be unable to answer any questions!

Thank you for your time!