I called this press meeting today to say one thing to my readers. I want you to listen to me. I’m going to say this again. I did not have relations with that Talbuk.
~brief interruption from offstage~
What do you mean there are photos?!?!
I’m sorry folks, that’s all the time we have today. Unfortunately, I am quite busy and will be unable to answer any questions!
Thank you for your time!
Feral Instincts 